Charlie Prose          
                                                 updated 08/19/08  

There are currently 5 Charlie Prose CDs/Cassettes now available.  Each and every one is completely different.   We guarantee his comedy will make you forget your troubles and let you lose yourself in hours of laughter.

Cassettes $9.95 each     and    CDs $14.95 each

"Charlie Prose Live"
#1 Contents

      1.On The Road Again 
       2.Eight Dollars Back
       3.Airports  
       4.Catholic Schools
       5.I Fall 
       6.Shame and Scandal (West Indian folk song)
       7.You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You
       8.Lady
       9.Ignorants
      10.Angel On The Tree
      11.Rabbit In Montana
                                                        12.Italian Poppa
                                                        13.I Believe In Music - Medley

"This album is dedicated to America's Senior Citizens.  It was recorded in the hope that it will bring to them as much joy and laughter as they have given to me.  Always keep a smile on your face and laughter in your heart."
                                                 My Best Wishes,
                                                               Charlie Prose   

"The Funny Side of Prose"
#2 Contents:

 1. Prostituti - Your Time Is Up - This is God 
 2. Thatsa My Daughter? - Linoleum 
 3. Three  for Five - Moms - The Parrot
 4. Mrs Revere - Go Fly A Kite - For a Camel 
 5. Ladies In The Casino - More Fun For A Quarter 
 6. I've Lost Before - The Potato 
 7. Drunk In The Hall - Acute Angina - Burning Rubber
 8.Don't Pee Pee In The Pool - Cats Are Sneaky 
 9.Blind Man Shopping - Who Shot My Paw 
10.Rental Camel - Two Cowboys 
11.Anybody Else Up There? - Murphy's Enemy
12.What Did He Say? - This Darn Nurse
13.Birth Control - Weedwacker - Box and Saucer 

laugh-ter (laf'ter), described by many as life's greatest natural medicine.  It relieves stress and can even eliminate many physical signs of illness.  Laughter retards the aging process, gives one a feeling of well-being and tunes up the muscles from your nose to your toes. It is legal, non-fattening, and the government can't tax it!
THE FUNNY SIDE OF PROSE is about laughter and when it comes to making people laugh nobody does it better than CHARLIE.   To see him in person is an unforgettable experience.

Dedicated to my daughters, Michelle & Alicia

"A Party With Charlie"

  1.The A&P - Sell The Car - The Seagull
   2.Potty  Seat Cover - Laughter and Gas
   3.Prostate Problems - A Bud Right - Cataract
   4.I Lost My  Toupee - God Turns On The Light
   5.Intersections and Condominiums - State Farm
   6.Infrequent - The Dentist - Drop The Accent
   7.A Real Good Feel Good Song   (R.Fagan/L. Alderman)
   8.The Baby On The Bus - 40th Wedding Anniversary
   9.The Lottery  -The Balcony - Joys Of Parenthood
   1 0.Good Tooth Fairy - To-Ta-Roo's - She Carried the Flag 
   11.Corduroy Pants - Bingo In Latin
   12.The Get-Well Bag - My Fathers Advice
   13.You Are My Miracle   (R. Whittacker)

    If you have ever attended a CHARLIE PROSE performance, you'll understand why the producers of this album have chosen to title it " A PARTY WITH CHARLIE"
    Charlie has that rare abillity to take a room full of strangers and create a party atmosphere. He makes every one in his audience feel that they have been personally invited.  His humortouches everyone no matter what their age, social status, or ethnic background
    Get together with a few friends and family and play this Cassette or CD. You'll be amazed how much fun you can have with "A PARTY WITH CHARLIE" !

"Smiles"
#4 Contents
                                
   1.My Daughter The Nurse
    2.Oat Bran
    3.Exercise
    4.Golf Game
    5.Bad Habits
    6.The Needle
    7.The Hospital
    8.Head Nurse
    9.Paint My House
  10.Blind Man
  11.Mrs. Pott
  12.Bronco Goldberg
  13.The Chinaman 
  14.A Good Night Rap
                                                        15.I Have To Whisper
                                                        16.Garage Sale
                                                        17.$200 Sneakers
                                                        18.Barbie  Doll
                                               19.More About Tu-Ta-Roo's
                                                        20.Alter Boys
                                                        21.Mirrors On The Ceiling
                                                        22.The Everything Drawer
                                                        23.Dad's Grocery Store
                                                        24.Doin' chores 
                                                        25.Talk Shows
                                                        26.Smile (C. Chaplin)
                    Charlie weaves a tapestry of smiles throughout his audience on this fourth CD/Cassette.  His observational humor about everything from kids to old age relates to all of our lives, and has put audiences in stitches from coast to coast.   Growing up is reflected in  "Dad's Grocery Store,"    "The Everything Drawer"  and  "Doin' Chores."  Drawing on his own experience as a father, Charlie's  "Barbie Doll"  routine has become a comedy classic.   It's a sure bet you'll find a lot of the funny moments from your own life in "Smiles"  - so sit back, listen, laugh, and enjoy!

"Lookin' At Life"
                                            

#5 Contents
Call Home
Election Year
The Medical Business
Viagra
The Bible Salesman
A Nice House
I Can’t Do Both
Write It Down
Disguise My Voice
Look In Her Purse
Very-Very Busy
A Happy Marriage
The Bicycle
Two Daughters
Grandchildren
1-800-Fess-up
Good Leads
Hugs & Kisses
Old Fashioned Kitchen
"Immigrant Eyes" (Guy Clark)
Chores
Find Myself
Drivers License
Parental Advice
The Clicker
The Vacuum Commode
Dumb Questions
Two Out of Three
Your Blinds are Open
Four to Six Years
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